Turkish Delights and Reading Lists

I think I might have had one of the most pleasant couple of weeks in a very long time, if you totally discount any time I had to spend at work, earning a living (ugh, where is my winning lottery ticket?). I had my birthday, which bough a raft of lovely gifts such as a gloriously verdant new iPod which I just love love love. I had a lovely new tea cosy, handmade by my sister, along with a great corsage (which will perfectly match an outfit I have for wedding in August) and a nice hangy heart thingy, which is just, y'know pretty.



I received two mugs, one with a picture of an aged and grumpy looking Einstein (to complement my current obsession with physics) and one with an illustration from Roald Dahl's Matilda which I read eighteen times over one summer holiday, until my mother took it off me and made me read something else. What she made me read was The Ghost of Thomas Kempe, which is wonderful but did frankly, scare the bejeesus out of me. She claims it was because Penelope Lively is a good writer, but I think it's another case of her silent war against her children's misbehaviour. Like the time I asked, aged about seven or eight (it might even have been the same summer), what the little tiny bottle of red sauce on the table of the pizza restaurant was. My mother said 'Try it' so I did. The little red bottle was Tabasco. See? Wily and cunning woman my mother.

Anyway, I digress. I also received a tea towel with Bodiam Castle on it, and I do like a drop of castles, I think I forced my mother and sister to visit every single one I saw one wet holiday in Wales (ha ha, payback!), and this also has a picture of a knight at joust. Very fitting. My lovely colleagues bought me a really lovely bag from Accessorize, which is one of my vices! One of my many brothers (okay, I have two, but they're a lot of work!) gave me an Amazon voucher which I gleefully spent on books some of which are in this picture along with others that I bought with birthday money from my grandmother-in-law. I stand by my right to spend my birthday money on physics books.

AND, in the last two weeks I have had two delicious meals out. The first for my birthday at a lovely restaurant called The Thatch, which I think was on that Raymond Blanc program that I hated. The other meal was for my friend's birthday, at a Turkish restaurant where we all stuffed ourselves with grilled meat, Turkish mezze, dolma (my favourite) and the birthday girl chose something the name of which closely resemble Hunka Babunka, and shall be forever immortalised that way. I, of course, was deeply excited about the pudding in which I got to indulge my passion for sticky, nutty, pastry things with ice-cream. That's right, after weeks of begging from certain people, Here are Baklava Muffins, with big thanks to the 'Goddess of Everything I Hold Dear' Nigella.

Ingredients for filling
100g chopped walnuts or pistachios
75g demerara sugar
1.5 tsp ground cinnamon
45g butter, melted.

Ingredients for muffins
210g plain flour
2 tsp baking powder
0.5 tsp bicarbonate of soda
75g caster sugar
1 large egg
45g butter, melted
250ml buttermilk (or 175g natural yoghurt and 75g semi skimmed milk)
runny honey for the topping

12 hole muffin pan, lined with cases.

Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6

Mix all the filling ingredients together into a small bowl and set aside.

In a large owl, mix together your flour, baking powder, bicarb and sugar and mix your egg, butter and buttermilk/yoghurt-milk mix in a large jug. Make a well in the dry ingredients then pour in the liquid and stir minimally, just enough to pretty much mix it. With muffins, you can be as lazy as you like remembering that the less you mix, the lighter they'll be.

Fill each paper case one third full, then put a teaspoon of filling on top. Cover filling with remaing muffin mixture. Any remaning filling can be sprinkled on top.

Bake for 15 minutes, by which time they'll be golden brown and gorgeous. Take them out and place on a cooling rack, then whilst they are still warm drizzle with honey. You can warm the honey a little first to make it easier. Eat and be eternally grateful.

Guinea Pigs and Toads

It's been a bit of a roller coaster week for us here. Sadly, last week my guinea pig went to the big hutch in the sky. He was six years old which is about as ancient as I've ever heard a guinea getting to and Husband and I miss him very much.


But on a cheerier note, today is my birthday. I have been treated to coffee and cake (a rather disappointing orange and cranberry muffin. Mine are nicer...) and I've spent my birthday money on books about physics. I've become slightly obsessed with the concepts of quantum mechanics and string theory and consequently I am turning more and more nerd like everyday. If I ever start talking about Dungeons and Dragons, you have my permission to perform and intervention!

I was asked by my friend Nick for some new recipes and it was a toss up between baklava muffins and toad in the hole. The baklava muffin recipe was for my demanding sister and frankly Nick asked more politely so he gets first dibs! Here is a picture of Nick (I'm so sorry, you're going to kill me now!), he's the young man wearing a Liverpool shirt and a scowl. This was taken on a school field trip to Normandy when we were 12. You can see everyone teetering on the brink of teenage attitude. I am however grinning like a fool at the front in a frankly awful t-shirt and a nice cagoule.

Anyway, here you go:

Toad in the Hole

This recipe is based on ratios so there aren't any measurements for the flour and milk, it all depends on the volume of your eggs. This means you don't need scales, just a measuring jug. I'm almost tempted to write and equation....

2 large eggs
semi skimmed milk
plain flour
sausages
tbsp vegetable or sunflower oil

Ovenproof dish
Preheat oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6

Break the eggs into a measuring jug and note the volume, then add an equal volume of milk. Whisk them together and then pour into a bowl. Wash and thoroughly dry the jug, then use to measure out the same amount of flour. You need to make sure to shake the jug a bit to level the flour out. Now sift this on to the milk and egg mixture, beat until smooth then set aside.

Put the oil into your oven proof dish then add your sausages. You don't want a huge dish, but one in which the sausages are quite snug. Once the oven is to temperature, put the sausages in for 10 minutes. This starts the sausages cooking (about which I am perpetually paranoid) and heats the oil for the batter. One the 10 minutes is up, open the oven and pour the batter over the sausages, close the door and don't look at them for at least 30 minutes. If you must look only do so if you have a window in your oven door. Opening the door (well actually to be correct it's the subsequent closing) knocks the air out of the batter and you're left with something really depressing.

Once it is cooked and monstrously risen and delicious looking serve any way you wish. Husband likes too much gravy and mange tout.

A love letter

This is a quick post just so I can rave about the sheer brilliance of my newly acquired t-shirt. It embodies all the things I want to say in three short words and has a subtle warm colour theme. It is, in all ways t-shirt perfection.



If you don't love nerds you shouldn't be reading this blog!!